Fans are, apparently, prohibited from live-tweeting sports events as stadiums.
Enforcement issues (how) and sentiment (why??) aside, this is my practical guide for fans attending games.
1. Give it the "Tw" treatment.
2. Swap out implements of the game.
3. Insert parallel scoring marker.
4. Make up City/Location.
Example: "Packers intercept and run it back for a touchdown!"
This tweet would look like this:
"Twackers intercept golf ball, run it back for home run. Cincinnati going nuts!"
I'm (half) kidding, as this is clearly:
A. Nuts
2. A feck of a lot of work
But then again, so's the unenforceable ill-conceived policy.
'Kay. Who's with me?
